I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?
you can never lose an argument if you say “shut up nerd” at the end
yes you can
shut up nerd
IF YOU EVER FEEL SAD JUST LOOK AT THIS FAKE SLAP
with 93 million on tumblr i bet theres a clique of 37 year olds who make fun of us
yeah they’re called the staff
it’s sad how no one loves me except for acne
I HEARD A DOG BARK TODAY AND I BARKED BACK AND IT REPLIED THE EXACT SAME WAY AND WE WENT BACK AND FORTH UNTIL MY FRIEND TOLD ME THAT IT WAS JUST MY VOICE ECHOING AND I HAD BEEN BARKIG BY MYSELF FOR 5 MINUTES STRAIGHT
BUT WHO BARKED THE FIRST TIME