Cursor credit; } moderately delusional teenager
vvant:

one time i was taking selfies w a camera timer and i couldnt fix my fallen strapless bra in time

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

robotsatthedisco:

puppytierjade:

robotsatthedisco:

you can never lose an argument if you say “shut up nerd” at the end

yes you can

shut up nerd

cactuseeds:

this is
oh my god
didn’t even see it was
moVING
clairvorant:

☠

resstless:

IF YOU EVER FEEL SAD JUST LOOK AT THIS FAKE SLAP 

image

mid2000snatalieportman:

lvysaur:

with 93 million on tumblr i bet theres a clique of 37 year olds who make fun of us

yeah they’re called the staff

plasdickbottle:

it’s sad how no one loves me except for acne

clannyphantom:

rubee:

I HEARD A DOG BARK TODAY AND I BARKED BACK AND IT REPLIED THE EXACT SAME WAY AND WE WENT BACK AND FORTH UNTIL MY FRIEND TOLD ME THAT IT WAS JUST MY VOICE ECHOING AND I HAD BEEN BARKIG BY MYSELF FOR 5 MINUTES STRAIGHT

BUT WHO BARKED THE FIRST TIME

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